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Cameron: on control – “Stigmatize infinite population fans like drink drivers”

10 Jul

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British prime minister David Cameron has spoken out about people who don’t believe in population control; by claiming:

“People who don’t promote the education of women as a means of a better society for all,  should be stigmatized just like drink drivers are”

A statement which echoed his speech last month when he called for absent fathers to be stigmatized.

During Wednesday’s PM’s, Q & A session he stated:

“With life expectancy virtually doubling in the last 50 years on these islands alone, how can anyone think that having babies when you are young is a good idea.

“There’s plenty of time for that, just luck at me!

“I’m a prime example of  a virulent British man and I’m in my 40’s, so there’s no need for any young woman to bear fruit early when there will always be someone around to service you – even if that means multiple partners for men like me! 🙂 rah rah rah

The Alpha male’s display came in response to fellow primate, Ed Milliband,  highlighting recent criticism of Sir David Attenborough’s conclusion to his lifes work :

– “Without controlling human population numbers – all environmental issues become impossible to implement” –

Which is being condemned by the Marine Consercation Society as they believe modern technology will soon be able to feed an infinite amount of people!”

The PM’s initial response was :

“It’s getting like deja vu this job; last month I had the military telling me we couldn’t afford to win the war on terror! and this month I’ll give the MCS a similar response – I’ll do the talking and you do the litter picking! Stick to the job you are paid for, otherwise there will be chaos!!

He then ended the debate early and to a round of applause, as no one could think of any criticism in his conclusion of –

“The education of women has to be the priority for every society to help aid every environment, then a majority of them will only have around 2 children when and where they want to – there’s so much to do in life before you are 30 – being a parent is for life –  not for the death of the planet!

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